Embattled bank JPMorgan Chase, the recipient of $25 billion in TARP funds, is going ahead with a $138 million plan to buy two new luxury corporate jets and build "the premiere corporate aircraft hangar on the eastern seaboard" to house them. The new aircraft hanger will include a vegetable roof garden.
Since they're not buying more planes, only fancier planes, we should think this is a good idea?
The vegetable garden will attract birds, which will conveneniently be sucked into the new luxury corporate jet engines, so the cost can be justified by all the poultry and veggie dinners the executives will now get for free.
See - I can justify the decision, so I ought to be named CEO of a bailed out company!
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