How to Know if You're From Minnesota or North Dakota

1. You've never met any celebrities.
2. "Vacation" means going to Valleyfair.
3. You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
4. You measure distance in minutes.
5. You know several people who have hit a deer.
6. You call it "Pop" - not soda, and not Coke.
7. You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
8. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
9. You know an "off-sale" is.
10. You bring a hot dish to funerals, church suppers, and neighborhood get-togethers.
11. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
12. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to town I wanna go with."
13. You carry jumper cables in your car.
14. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" is.
15. You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.
16. You plug your car in. And your car is not electric.
17. Air conditioning doesn't come as standard equipment in new cars, but snow tires do.
18. You'll attempt to help someone in a store, even though you don't work there.
19. When someone says "thank you", you answer "yep!".
20. You consider Lime Jell-O a highly versatile food: a breakfast dish when filled with fruit, a salad when it has shredded carrots and a dab of mayonnaise, and a dessert when topped with Dreamwhip.